Hier mal ein witziges NAPKIN:

Drauf steht:

HI THERE I'm a NAPKIN

I'm the new, improved Pizza Ranch napkin.
We napkins have the toughest job here at the Ranch.
Don't listen to cooks or delivery drivers - their jobs are easy.
I do all the dirty work.
Yer fingers, yer mouth, yer kids nose.
But that's why I get paid the big bucks.

That's right, I'm the big man at the Ranch.
We're known as legendary tidy uppers across the heartland.
So wipe off yer ranch hands and go get some Cactus Bread

I'll be here waiting for you

WELCOME TO PIZZA RANCH TERITORRY

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